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Things aint that bad??????...more

A man was driving down the road and ran out of petrol. Just at that moment a bee
flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm out of petrol."

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later the man
watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his fuel tank. After
a few minutes the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "WOW!" the man
exclaimed, "What did you put in my fuel tank?"

The bee answered, "BP."

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.
What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a boluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, Listen very carefully
for....the....last....time I said.....

"BRING POSSE"